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Lap Demotivational Poster

LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...

TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD

THE MCSLAP - Go Ahead order Another Whopper, bitch!

TAGS: slap
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by davidbowie

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:48 am
aka. McDonald's copyright protection strategy.

MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: lapd cia fbi rabbit
Rating: 4.73/5

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loveistheanswer - March 23, 2013, 10:14 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:25 am
So horribly sad, yet I find myself laughing.
jorgejs76 - December 18, 2012, 12:10 pm
And I tought that was only in Mexico! (you know the PGJ guys)


TAGS: jesus on his laptop love thy neighbor
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 12:44 am
I've heard of cases where people with unsecured wifi had the cops knocking on their door because their neighbor used it to download child p***
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 8:28 pm
please post to Religifake.
SteveFurlong - June 25, 2012, 7:45 pm
I leave one band of my router unsecured (though I do keep an eye on it).


FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?

FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.

TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.

3 Men and a Robot -

TAGS: robot slaps people lie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke…..in the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.

STEAMPUNK LAPTOP - Sure, you have to wind it up every two hours, but you don't have to worry about power surges!




TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for

WALKER TEXAS WHO? - Bow down to Bruce!


TAGS: fire firefighter police crisis lapd
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm

awesome...again....you prick...lol

BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!

TAGS: ph**oshopped galapagos volcanos lagoons nice
Rating: 4.71/5

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SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:25 pm
those are my initials. I do that to all my pics, sorry......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:10 pm
Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.

I DID NOT SLAP YOU.... - I just high fived your face!

TAGS: slap highfive facec
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Okay...I'm just gonna "fist-bump" your nose then...

MY LAPTOP - Steampunks your laptop.

IF..... - ...your happy and you know it.....

TAGS: clap your hands
Rating: 4.05/5

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forseti - August 13, 2012, 9:09 am
the spelling error ruins a sure 5 lion voting... :/
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 12:06 am
I do like to push the "PC" boundaries lol.
RonE - May 4, 2012, 12:42 pm
Considering I am missing most of my right hand and a good part of my right forearm... I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 7:05 am
Oh well, it's still funny as hell (which is appropriate).
holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice... made me laugh... good one
Swampfox - May 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
That's not right. Though it's probably a little insensitive of me to mention it.

Engrish -

TAGS: creamy slap face fun
Rating: 1.93/5

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hyfhy - November 27, 2008, 9:37 pm

I WANNA' WII - Well please wait until you are done telling Santa what you want

HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? - I got a puppy and a brand new laptop

TAGS: puppy laptop
Rating: 4.71/5

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zoomer296 - March 16, 2013, 10:39 pm
I would've went with "Puppy Linux".
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:32 am
Wow throw in a few beers and your weekend would of been complete (teehee) Thanks for the giggle.

DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!

TAGS: watchmen sequel rumors batman b**** slap comics superheroes
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zagato - March 29, 2010, 10:03 pm
no sir, because batman will pimp smack it in the face.
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:31 am
because batman will smack it in the face?


TAGS: rick ug clappers jack webb
Rating: 4.93/5

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Zetmonk - December 6, 2012, 5:02 am
Whoa... that tired me right out!


TAGS: education woman man slap backhand
Rating: 3.43/5

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sinuhe - May 7, 2011, 10:33 am
This one actually made me laugh.

IF YOU CAN SLAP A HOOKER... - You can slap a chop!

TAGS: slap chop
Rating: 3.33/5

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DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow

VINCE OFFER - He really slapped his troubles away, if you know what I mean.

DELL - I have one too...

TAGS: dell computer laptop
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by sk

GJT - November 11, 2008, 6:00 pm
seriously? it's just a joke...get a sense of humor Big E
Big E - August 7, 2008, 7:42 pm
Hey ja****s, Craven is right. you are a moron, if you are going to make a poster make it right.
Craven - May 27, 2008, 7:04 pm
You know you're a geek when.... That is a IBM Thinkpad, older model. Probably around 2000 or so.

NOWADAYS - You can like the life you're living. You can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike

LAPTOPS - The brand new $600.00 Skipping stone!

Every 9 Seconds -

TAGS: patience dating google b**** slap
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm


TAGS: swing set collapse
Rating: 4.83/5

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Silverheart - April 1, 2013, 1:24 am
Only question about the pic is - are they laying still from embarrassment or shock (impact to base of spine)? Either, good'n, ughmeister. 5Ls


TAGS: ebonics fake b****slap yo ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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5150monkeylove - July 15, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks, bud. I have been mondo busy with the summer season... I swear I need stock in Skippy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 11:43 am
Good to 5ee you monkey.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:37 am
Totally agree with gas
gas - July 14, 2012, 11:26 am
VERY good one.. 5'd & fav'd


TAGS: hollywood cocaine drinking partying relapse
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.

leprechauns -

TAGS: rainbow slapped by leprechaun
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Krickit

TheSanityInspector - April 24, 2013, 6:14 pm
Quite a "5triking" image!

DELL - Now Selling Large, Expensive Paper Weights

TAGS: dell laptops computers electronics paperweight
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oiler - January 25, 2013, 6:23 pm
Just finished getting a THIRD new harddrive in my 6 month old HP laptop...does ANYONE make a good PC ?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:15 pm
Coincidence or CONSPIRACY? :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 7:14 pm
That's right. Who would've thought that Darwin's theory of evolution applied to inanimate objects? I'm completely bamboozled.
rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

I remember when Dell was a great product, especially when they were built to order. Guess one must compete to survive
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2012, 2:23 am
Every once in a while, with some products, someone gets a lemon. I suppose every once in a while someone finds a perfectly good Dell.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:52 pm
My Dell has been working good for 2 years now, and hasn't failed me once.
caveman - November 2, 2012, 8:27 pm
But......i have a dell. (Coincidence that it's currently being repaired)
rerun - November 2, 2012, 8:07 pm

I have 4 year old Toshiba that the power cord was severed. I may revive it instead.
maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 12:36 pm
I Was Going To Buy One Last Year Until I Seen My G F IPod It Does Everything.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2012, 2:40 am
I had my Dell for a year, and the motherboard had malfunctioned a day after the manufacturer warrantee expired, and a month after my GeekSquad Black Tie thingy expired. Coincidence? I think not. Sorry about your Dell, too.
rerun - November 1, 2012, 8:02 pm

Looks like the same pile of junk I have. I will never buy another Dell.

SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.

TAGS: november challenge star wars please open your laptops and droids
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm


WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face.

TAGS: religion theory theories theorys bible proving prove it owned ownd own3d slapped jesus
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

xxx - January 13, 2009, 1:32 am
well-thats pretty good, as long as they wont be going like "abortion" is bad, lets kill everyone who allows it!
Zed - October 20, 2008, 8:19 am
That's fine, IF the only bible you read is the New Testament by itself. The OLD Testament repeatedly urges folks to kill over the most trivial of justifications, glorified genocide and slavery, and claimed that ra** was just dandy!
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:59 am
Before I get owned by the spelling Nazi...*Murderer
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:57 am
-lost, and made the world just a little bit better, no?
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:56 am
Thats where faith comes in. If religion can divert a muderer/rapist from his ways, saving innocent lives, don't you think its worth it to let him/her believe what they want? If the Bible is wrong, let it be wrong. It still has proven to be hope for the lo


TAGS: spoilt laptop internet floppy
Rating: 4.6/5

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palmat - March 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
silly girl.. she has no idea you can download internet to your computer these days.

OH NO YOU DI'N'T! - Oh yes I did! I got pregnant by yo baby's daddy.

TAGS: slap fight
Rating: 4.54/5

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ojjuror - September 8, 2010, 8:06 pm
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 5:19 pm
Funny, 5L


TAGS: cream clapton ice
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - April 11, 2011, 8:31 pm
I sometimes wonder aboot you, Airman. ; ) 5 Wheels of Fire

TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.

TAGS: i think i am peeing electricity nope got the clap
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
The smell of first-cousin *** is like a magnet to tornadoes.

DAD'S LAPTOP - Has a 1 gig hard drive.

TAGS: laptop cpu dad
Rating: 3.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:19 pm
Well, they're ahead of 5chedule, lol! My dad's IBM from the 1980s was loud, slow and heated up the room. Still works today when you press on.... my laptop I bought two years ago lasted a year and a half.
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm
@ John r, LOL!!!
pointer - January 11, 2011, 7:19 pm
@ John r, LOL!!!
JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 7:11 pm
My first computer with a hard drive had a 40 MB hard drive! The thing in the picture is bogus by the way. Google "Rand Corporation home computer" for the whole story.
John R - June 10, 2010, 6:40 am
My only question, is why does is have a steering wheel?
Derek - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hey...I spend half my day debugging FORTRAN for yammerheads...sheesh...
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:38 am
That's what she said!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:24 am
*pssst* it's a double 5 1/4" floppy
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
Fortran! LOL! That thing would have been lucky to have 256MB hard drive! Freaking amsome what they thought the future would be like 56 years ago!



TAGS: destruction man societal collapse virus
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 3, 2014, 7:04 pm

Thank you, Uggie~
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:13 pm
lgvernon - September 2, 2014, 6:22 pm

Thank you, Mr. Sho.
Sho - September 2, 2014, 6:18 pm
d***.... 5/F

The Big Bang Theory -

TAGS: friends neighbors enemies b****slap payback
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:11 am
Profound. Sadly, my neighbors are also strangers.


TAGS: lap dance just ain t hapnin
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 17, 2012, 5:47 pm
Oh yeah, I get it (heh heh)……I’ll miss Mr Twichty, and I see Emilio changed his avatar….that one bore a ton of credence supporting his entertaining comments. Thanks Uggy
ughomer - November 17, 2012, 4:18 pm
I'm considering changing my avatar to a "toilet plunger." 5L+ on this YarGO (get it?)
GaryO - November 17, 2012, 2:38 pm
Yeah, you do look mighty cute in ‘em togs, Mao….please pass the jug
GaryO - November 17, 2012, 2:36 pm
‘Make’ enemies? Moi? The term is thwart, my dear Missy, thwart the existing ones!!…….aaaand I’m just gettin’ warmed up…never knew what glee it were to create memfakes...I must thank Airman for the inspiration by toying with the vaunted paper aeroplane
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:20 pm
I Could Use A Dance And A 5th Of The Captain !
MissPriss - November 17, 2012, 1:23 pm
You take pleasure in making enemies...don't ya. 5L...because it's safer to vote than create.

Monday morning -

Hell hath no Fury. -

Inflation -

Right Time And Place -

TAGS: no slap pickup line
Rating: 4.89/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2014, 11:52 pm
The master Melon rides again.
Reality Lord - July 5, 2013, 8:17 am



This is how -

TAGS: computer laptop hoodie thief zoomer
Rating: 4.71/5

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Silverheart - April 21, 2013, 1:12 am
From now on, guests leave their hoodies out5ide.
Reality Lord - April 20, 2013, 11:52 pm

LOLZ...and to think i've been saving my money when it was that easy


WRITERS BLOCK - After His 18th Guinness Agdaniele Confronts His Demons And Vents His Frustrations

TAGS: agdaniele demons guinness that was my laptop
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:02 pm

yeah, I know. I am attempting to head that off.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:01 pm
Bwahahaha! I'm not sure you and Aggy are talking about the same gun Rerun. NSFW?
rerun - April 16, 2010, 10:58 pm

he usually loads the gun after the 1st.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
It starts early.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
I think you mis-typed rerun. It should read "After his 1st Guinness......"
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
I'll stick with that popular version of what happened... but, this is usually what happens right BEFORE clicking the REJECT b***on on a NSFW Cubby submission.

You can learn a lot from a dummy -

TAGS: crappy laptop speak from experience
Rating: 4.25/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Probably is bad luck. The first laptop I bought, the screen blew out after three days of purchase. Perhaps I'm producing too much static electricity. This never happened on my home planet...
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:42 pm
Must be bad luck. I have mine for 5 years now. The speakers aren't working any more, but its still ok
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:39 pm
If it works for you, and you have the money to replace it ever year or two, that great. I, however, spent everything I saved up for this darn thing, and it keeled over a couple days AFTER the warrantee expired. For me, it just the principle.
Sho - May 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
Haha well I only have a laptop so yeah :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2013, 9:13 pm
I know, I should've listened to the wife, but no. I had to be Mr. know-it-all.
Krickit - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
I've never understood having a laptop as a home personal computer. Have a friend who has a computer desk with a laptop sitting at it...WHY

Can’t plonounce…. ahwls….. awls…….ahwos….. -

TAGS: well clap
Rating: 4.2/5

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TAGS: nsfw flappers
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:57 pm
LOL! I thought this did all three of those. 5Ls.


TAGS: flappin hatin
Rating: 4/5

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Sho - July 20, 2012, 9:01 pm
Awwwwwww yeaaaaaa

INVENTION - The mother of gross

SORRY, ERIC - The tape ran out in the middle of your solo. You'll have to do it again.

TAGS: eric clapton cream classic rock
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - September 19, 2012, 5:56 am
Maybe "***" simulates the verb F*CK. Well, it could be!!!
CloudchaserS - September 18, 2012, 11:45 pm
I have to ask, why is the word spelled out by 20th, 1st and 16th letters of the alphabet auto censored?

Due to the Economic Collapse -

BRIGHT LIGHTS - When you've lived the dream... waking up can be a real slap in the face.

IF YOU HAVE A PILLOW LIKE THIS - You probably don't have a girl-friend.

TAGS: g f pillow lap
Rating: 3.71/5

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noiretnopal - June 27, 2012, 10:27 pm
No steve,Japanese girls are incredibly petite
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:58 am
First the pet rock, then the Tamagotchi, and now this… this?!? A sucker born every minute.
SteveFurlong - June 26, 2012, 6:39 pm
Those legs look awfully thin. Are their girlfriends (or would-be girlfriends) around 8?

THE LAPD - You can run but you can't hide punk

TAGS: lapd can run cant hide
Rating: 3.38/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:59 pm
That's For Sure !

BEFORE MOTIFAKE - Cubby already posted stuff on the net. Things like: "arreuh, blob, splotsch,dfizrenjfçà7, b**bs, ..."


EXTREME BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH - If you see this on your Screen, its time to bury your PC.

TAGS: pc laptop screen blue screen of death
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 2:58 am
Time to switch to Linux or OSX ;-)

JESUS - He Walks Among Us

Greybeards -

TAGS: close laptop screen old escape
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 1:59 am
LOL! True, true, Ism! After a while, people you joke around with one favorite sites become more than just a name on a screen. 5L

Overlap -

TAGS: overlap truth false
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Silverheart - April 13, 2015, 6:13 am
Looks like they are wrong as often as they are right, both being 100% of the time
Oldsod - April 12, 2015, 9:07 pm
Looks like a winning strategy to me...

Good cops -

Authority -